Confession: I've been eating cake with every meal straight since last Saturday. I think it actually was a meal on Tuesday morning. So you know how we are questionable dancers? We are also questionable cake decorators. Turns out that Ryan Gosling really looks like a cross between the Zig Zag man and Van Gogh. Yes, his beard is made out of blackberries. Yes, this is what he actually looked like in The Notebook. And yes, he was delicious.