Etsy Denver: It's the Future

2012 sounds like such a futuristic year - a year that would be full of matching, gender-neutral jumpsuits and entire meatloaf dinners in pill form and foul-mouthed, ill-tempered robots (Futurama has been on a lot lately)... but alas, that's not the case. 2012 will be a year full of great things... Promise me you won't wear a gender-neutral jumpsuit, k? It's time to get yourself a 2012 calendar boys and girls. Let's step into the future with these kewl local Etsy shops (that's how "cool" will be spelled in the future).

Organic Pink Lady makes trailers look the cutest!

The Handmaiden. Do you think this walrus also has a carpenter friend, loves oysters, and speaks in iambic trimeter?

Queen Bee Inspirations. This calendar holds a tiny celebration for each month, full of colorful banners and gift-giving anxiety.

Shop Amy Sullivan. Gahhhhhh aliens are invading (this calendar)! That really gets in the way of my hair appointment on the 6th...

Happy 2012 to you!