Left: Umm yep, that's a goat in her lap. Right: Chosen background - a galaxy far, far away.
Left: Bahaaahaaa Right: The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Left: Sure, posing in a mushroom sounds like a great idea... Right: Run, kids! Ruunnnnnn!
Left: This family goes through A LOT of Aquanet. Right: Dear little girl, don't worry, perms fade over time and eventually you'll get to make your own decisions.
Remember: if you want a decent family picture this holiday season, don't wear a weird sweater, don't pose with an animal, and dear god, don't tease your hair.